Just Let Them Eat Cake

Audrey Hepburn had a pet fawn called Pip. And this is her dog, Famous. This makes me so so happy because like almost every female with a penchant for anythin half-vintage, I love her. And more importantly, I’ve never really connected with my pets. I think I’ve had every domesticated animal imaginable. Seriously. But I dont think I loved them the way I should have because I was sorta longing for ridiculous anmals. Tigers and such. Now, I’ll probably die dreaming about unicorns, but in this life, all I really want is a swan. I’ll call her Isis. And I’ll sit outside in my wicker chair and play the harp for her. Because at that point in my life I will be able to afford the swan, the lake the swan frolicks about in, the harp she listens to AND the harp lessons necessary. Random thought though: I once read that all the swans in England are property of the Queen. Thats dandy and all, but I think Isis and I will steer clear of England whilst travelling. Just in case the Queen gets confused.